CAPTION CONTEST 16
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" CAPTION CONTEST 16" INCLUDED IN THE HEADING.
CONTEST WILL RUN UNTILL END OF JULY 2017.
"Up in the air, over the bunting, all the beer in my mouth!"
"A pint, a pint, my kingdom for a pint!"
"There was a time in Oxford when the sports practised where more rough than today. Here John De Vere shoot first in the annual burp competition."
"It’s going to be a long Knight !"
"This contest is in tents!"
Someone later will steal these famous verses...
Earl of Oxford: "instead of shaking spears , two beers or not two beers? "
Duke of Norfolk: "Only two beers???"
"Give my beer chugging contest opponent a straw, his visor is stuck!"
"through newly found historical documents and paintings...
the inception of the college game of beer pong...
can be traced back to The War of Roses..."
"Chuggeth!! Chuggeth!!! Chuggeth!!!"
"Somebody get the keys to that guy's steed"
"I'm Richard the VII but I used my uncle's ID to get in the beer tent"
"Now is the winter of our discontent for thine hast run out of beer"
"In thy foul throat thou liest for me thinks thou shalt hurl upon thine own pointy metallic shoes"
"Wheezy was stunned when the audience, perfectly in unison, declared ' I feel a song coming on'."
"The audience were genuinely shocked when the current leader in the annual blind beer tasting competition of the Fellowship
of the White Boar announced that he was stepping aside from any further part in
the competition due to his sudden remembrance of an earlier promised appearance at a field in Bosworth that very afternoon."
"I'm not really into melee but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night"
"5 bottles of beer on the wall"..opps 4 bottles of beer on the wall"...........
Simon says... "hold up your left hand"
"Sir Sloshed and Sir Inebriated were becoming exasperated with the new class…….. "
"No.. no…no the answer is 4 not 2."
"look guys it’s really quite simple. You have five tankards of beer on the table….
you drink one (hic)……and you have four remaining (burp)…………."
"5 minush 1 equalsh 4………..Lesh me demonslate that again. "
"Another Saturday Knight Beer Fest between members of Oxford U's Tappa Keg and Phelta Thi fraternities"
"Wait! WAIT! Which ones are the alcohol-free lagers? I have to give the wife a ride home tonight."
"The best advice the knight ever received was to claim victory and retreat."
"I swear their champion has suddenly gotten bigger"
"I've forgotten am I the champion of the blue side or the green side"
"I don’t care if the froth rusts ya helmet Nigel, you can’t have a straw."
"The lucky winner of the War of the Roses drinking contest will receive a Tudor Sedan as their prize"
"So what's the Plan then?" "Take Steed, Go to Tower, Kill Twins, Grab Throne,
Have a nice cold pint and wait 32years for all this to blow over"
"I say, can you be a good sport and have the Piss Boy bring over his bucket.......
and an adjustable wrench "
"A scene from that 15th century hit movie, " A Hard Day's Knight"
"Working the knight shift knight after knight used to be dull before the ale supply was discovered.
The shift then became known as a midsummer knight's dream. "
"Live from Olde York................it's Saturday Knight!!!"
"The king had reason to worry about his army.
These drinking games went on for days without end and resulted in so many sleepless, weary knights."
"John Howard : De Vere! This is an affront, lemon beer!!! "
"The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true! Der Becher mit dem Fächer hat den Wein gut und rein!"
"Oh come on chaps, you can't all put two pennies on Oxford to win!"
"a pox on the Tudors and your weak and watery welsh piss….."
"Begad Sir Lancelittle, methinks our soldier find our froth trimming tournament a trifle dull…..what ? "
"…Once more unto the booze dear friends, once more, or close up the wall with our English drunks…."
"And gentlemen in England now a-bed,
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That drank with us upon Saint Crispin's day."
"Guys, cheer those two up to do this one more round and they'll be like:
For he's a jolly good fellow,
for he's......, and we can stop the darn fighting ;-)"
"I've lost track, does anyone in the audience know what round this is?"
"Drink up Shriners!"
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